Warren Ellis, as you may very well know, is, at this very moment, sitting cold and alone in his stuffy little office, churning out great works for us to read and masturbate over. All alone! Cold! Lonely! Neglected! Shame on you all for not sending him nurses and whiskey and cigarettes. And nurses. Nurses to cure him of The Cold and The Alone. Nurses with curvy shapes. And sexy stockings. Drinking nurses with curvy shapes and sexy stockings. WARREN NEEDS THESE THINGS! Am I the only one around here who does any work?